youreyesaredead:

when your friend stops replying

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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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breanieswordvomit:

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, IT HURTS

breanieswordvomit:

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, IT HURTS

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congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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floorb0ards:

so it’s not even 2pm yet and i’ve already found out i’m through to the assessment centre stage of teach first and i’ve been offered the head red coat role at the last summer school jfc i’m so pumped but so nervous and it’s all so much responsibility i’m totally going to age 10 years in 10 weeks